✨Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it✨

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

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To all of the people that will only care about me when I’m dead

FUCK YOU

mannybarbosa:

what a baby”

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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geekgirlpenpals:

THIS

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via orgasm)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via orgasm)

yanapieceofme:

The three stages.

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