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90% of horse movies

  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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funthot:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

funthot:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

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otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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