✨Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it✨

madquinn13:

Girls don’t like boys girls like Bob’s Burgers 

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hellanerd:

How to eat salad


Only lettuce wraps I’ll eat

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

Only lettuce wraps I’ll eat

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

god dang i am on fire tonight

 no u r not u make this up for note

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bet u feel real stupid right now 

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randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

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adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry


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ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

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