✨Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it✨

fyeahelwoodcity:

The only award I could ever have a chance at winning

fyeahelwoodcity:

The only award I could ever have a chance at winning

skepticalavenger:

It’s in the f’ing Bible now.  ARE YOU HAPPY?
via Lizzy the Lezzy

skepticalavenger:

It’s in the f’ing Bible now.  ARE YOU HAPPY?

via Lizzy the Lezzy

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

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Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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